question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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