Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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