Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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