It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I need a beard to bite.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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