hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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