i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
her facebook's as public as her vagina
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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