just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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