But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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