Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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