Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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