i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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