I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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