i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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