So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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