I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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