I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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