yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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