I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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