well I can't set my house on fire every night
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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