laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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