i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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