I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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