Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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