Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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