I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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