Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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