Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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