we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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