He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
my being single is dangerous.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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