Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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