We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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