I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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