yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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