I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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