Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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