i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
