How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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