its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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