The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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