I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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