Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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