i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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