Already got asked if we're dating
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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