Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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