we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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