Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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