Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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