On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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