If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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