How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Life is so much better after having sex.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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