Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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