WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
found the other keg... it's in the tree
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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