Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize