I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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