Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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