scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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