Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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