He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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