i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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