My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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