Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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